Funny Quotes Beer

Funny quotes beer will cheer you up in any friendly company. The beer lovers have their own preferences. Someone likes light beer, someone dark, someone likes beer with bitterness, but someone more like sour. Some people prefers the classic taste and doesn’t want to change the brand for any other. And someone, on the contrary, is ready to taste something new and unusual. For those who are not afraid to take a chance and get to know new tastes, we offer a selection of funny quotes beer of unusual varieties. Don’t forget to share useful information with friends. Life wisdom quotes lifewisdomquotes.com every day.

Funny quotes beer

Funny quotes beer girl

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

– Kaiser Wilhelm

Funny quotes beer space

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

– Kinky Friedman

Funny quotes beer fishing

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

– Beer quotes


How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

– Quotes about beer


I want to be a beer – everybody loves you.

– Funny Quotes Beer

Funny quotes beer love beer

I have respect for beer.

– Russell Crowe


In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

– Beer quotes


A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

– Quotes about beer

Funny quotes beer beer mug

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

– Benjamin Franklin

Funny quotes beer picture

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.

– Billy Carter

Funny quotes beer bottle and a mirror

I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

– Sid Vicious


Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

– Dave Barry


24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

– Steven Alexander Wright

Funny quotes beer beer belly

I have a beer belly.

– Christy Turlington